Post by Lightningstar on Nov 14, 2007 11:42:56 GMT -5
Title: Evil Little Thoughts
Chapters: I'm not sure. Probably around five or six.
Author: Lightningstar
Pairing: Quite a few.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: I'll only really say things that pertain to the first series, so at least be past The Darkest Hour.
Summary: Taking Warriors unseriously!
Beta: None
Cover: None
Author's Notes: My first try at a humorous fanfic! Hope y'all like it. :3
Rusty: So you really want me to join your Clan?
Bluestar: If you want to, I guess. *shrugs*
Rusty: Cool! I guess I'll come with y'all.
*The four cats make it back to camp*
Bluestar: Rusty's here!
Longtail: Who's Rusty? Is he the one delivering my meds?
Bluestar: No, Longtail, your medications aren't coming yet. Rusty's a kittypet.
Longtail: A kittypet! Why are letting a kittypet into the Clan?
Bluestar: That is an excellent question.
*Bluestar leaps onto the Highrock*
Bluestar: I have gathered Rusty from Twolegplace. He is to join the Clan.
Darkstripe: Join the Clan? He's a kittypet, for StarClan's sake! Let him eat his slop.
Longtail: He would hog all our food. And that kittypet collar, though quite fashionable, would make tons of noise. *Whispers to Frostfur beside him* Why can't I have one of those?
Rusty: Mrrrow! *leaps on Longtail*
*The two cats fight and Rusty's collar comes off*
Lionheart: *rings wrestling bell* Rusty is da winna, mon!
Longtail: Sure he can fight well, but can he sing and dance?
Rusty: *leaps up on Highrock* Come on everybody!
*signing*
Young man, there's no need to feel down,
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground,
I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town,
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go,
I said young man, when you're short on your dough,
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
They've got everything for young men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys!
Longtail: Passed! He's good enough for me! *begins to dance*
Lionheart: Phat party, mon!
Ravenpaw: STOP!!!!!!!!
*Weird staticy music-turning-off sound*
Ravenpaw: REDTAIL IS DEAD!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Stop shouting!
Ravenpaw: I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! REDTAIL IS DEAD! TIGERCLAW IS BRINGING HIS BODY BACK AS WE SPEAK!
Tigerclaw: Here he is. *drops body* Now where's my deputy position?
Bluestar: We must finish Rusty's ceremony first. *turns to Rusty* Well, I guess you'll be known as Firepaw from now on.
Firepaw: Whoopee!
Ravenpaw: Now what about Redtail?
Bluestar: He's dead, obviously. We need a new deputy.
Tigerclaw: Ooh! Pick me, pick me!
Bluestar: Umm….. Lionheart, I suppose.
Lionheart: Oh yah, mon!
*The Clan begins to do random things and they start dancing/singing*
Firepaw (to Graypaw): Are all of your meetings like this?
Graypaw: There's a reason it's called the HIGHrock, you know.
Firepaw: Ah, that would explain it. *begins dancing too*
Tigerclaw (muttering to himself): I will get rid of that filthy apprentice, and become deputy too….. how I'm going to do it, I don't know. I haven't gotten that far yet. Curse you, dead brain! *whaps head*
Chapters: I'm not sure. Probably around five or six.
Author: Lightningstar
Pairing: Quite a few.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: I'll only really say things that pertain to the first series, so at least be past The Darkest Hour.
Summary: Taking Warriors unseriously!
Beta: None
Cover: None
Author's Notes: My first try at a humorous fanfic! Hope y'all like it. :3
-- Chapter 1 --
In The Beginning
In The Beginning
Rusty: So you really want me to join your Clan?
Bluestar: If you want to, I guess. *shrugs*
Rusty: Cool! I guess I'll come with y'all.
*The four cats make it back to camp*
Bluestar: Rusty's here!
Longtail: Who's Rusty? Is he the one delivering my meds?
Bluestar: No, Longtail, your medications aren't coming yet. Rusty's a kittypet.
Longtail: A kittypet! Why are letting a kittypet into the Clan?
Bluestar: That is an excellent question.
*Bluestar leaps onto the Highrock*
Bluestar: I have gathered Rusty from Twolegplace. He is to join the Clan.
Darkstripe: Join the Clan? He's a kittypet, for StarClan's sake! Let him eat his slop.
Longtail: He would hog all our food. And that kittypet collar, though quite fashionable, would make tons of noise. *Whispers to Frostfur beside him* Why can't I have one of those?
Rusty: Mrrrow! *leaps on Longtail*
*The two cats fight and Rusty's collar comes off*
Lionheart: *rings wrestling bell* Rusty is da winna, mon!
Longtail: Sure he can fight well, but can he sing and dance?
Rusty: *leaps up on Highrock* Come on everybody!
*signing*
Young man, there's no need to feel down,
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground,
I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town,
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go,
I said young man, when you're short on your dough,
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
They've got everything for young men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys!
Longtail: Passed! He's good enough for me! *begins to dance*
Lionheart: Phat party, mon!
Ravenpaw: STOP!!!!!!!!
*Weird staticy music-turning-off sound*
Ravenpaw: REDTAIL IS DEAD!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Stop shouting!
Ravenpaw: I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING! REDTAIL IS DEAD! TIGERCLAW IS BRINGING HIS BODY BACK AS WE SPEAK!
Tigerclaw: Here he is. *drops body* Now where's my deputy position?
Bluestar: We must finish Rusty's ceremony first. *turns to Rusty* Well, I guess you'll be known as Firepaw from now on.
Firepaw: Whoopee!
Ravenpaw: Now what about Redtail?
Bluestar: He's dead, obviously. We need a new deputy.
Tigerclaw: Ooh! Pick me, pick me!
Bluestar: Umm….. Lionheart, I suppose.
Lionheart: Oh yah, mon!
*The Clan begins to do random things and they start dancing/singing*
Firepaw (to Graypaw): Are all of your meetings like this?
Graypaw: There's a reason it's called the HIGHrock, you know.
Firepaw: Ah, that would explain it. *begins dancing too*
Tigerclaw (muttering to himself): I will get rid of that filthy apprentice, and become deputy too….. how I'm going to do it, I don't know. I haven't gotten that far yet. Curse you, dead brain! *whaps head*